Trolls wanted - We have a need for 6 or 8 obnoxious troublemakers to post
frequent posts of no seeming intelligence and high inflammatory potential on
20 or 30 microsoft.public newsgroups per day. Excellent pay, generous
rewards, lasting appreciation of all newsgroup posters. To apply, send
salary requirements and resume to: bgates@aumha.org.
Thank you.

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Jim Eshelman, MS-MVP Windows
Hemlock - 01 Apr 2004 15:30 GMT
Gee Jim you might just apply for the job.
Please remember Bill is watching you.
>Trolls wanted - We have a need for 6 or 8 obnoxious troublemakers to post
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Joan Archer - 01 Apr 2004 15:37 GMT
ROFL
I thought there were enough of those <g>
Joan
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Jim Holmes - 01 Apr 2004 15:42 GMT
And a Happy April Fools Day to you too. Jim
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> Jim Eshelman, MS-MVP Windows
Tommy - 01 Apr 2004 16:49 GMT
> Trolls wanted - We have a need for 6 or 8 obnoxious troublemakers to
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> Thank you.
You could steal some from 24hoursupport.helpdesk, they can spare *them*

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Tommy McClure
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Jack E Martinelli - 01 Apr 2004 16:50 GMT
Some people have told us I'm already doing it, Jim.
Tell Billy or Steve to e-mail me for my Bimini account number, to
compensate me for my past work, and I'll give you 7% of all future
proceeds.
And don't spend too much time unprotected in your April sunshine!

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Jack E. Martinelli 2002-04 MVP for Win9X / DTS
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Saga - 01 Apr 2004 17:50 GMT
Hmmm...
I took Trolls 101 a few years back, but have no practical experience...
Would you consider my resume?
Saga
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Jim Macklin - 01 Apr 2004 18:20 GMT
The hardest part of being a troll is the surgery.
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Curt Christianson - 02 Apr 2004 00:43 GMT
I agree Jim,
It really hurts when they put that big needle into your skull, and suck your
brains out. OUCH!
Curt
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Lil' Dave - 01 Apr 2004 21:15 GMT
Sorry, I like it under the bridge.
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David H. Lipman - 01 Apr 2004 23:02 GMT
Brian A. - 02 Apr 2004 00:57 GMT
Hey!!! I resemble those remarks, woo woo woo woo woo. Have added microsoft.public.all.gotcha?

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Brian A.
Jack of all trades, Master of none. One can never truly be a master as there is
always more to learn.
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Artwilder - 02 Apr 2004 03:56 GMT
Guess it time to go and bug Bill and Steve about extending the 9x source
code ---- :>
Hey!!! I resemble those remarks, woo woo woo woo woo. Have added
microsoft.public.all.gotcha?
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Brian A.
Jack of all trades, Master of none. One can never truly be a master as there
is
always more to learn.
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> Jim Eshelman, MS-MVP Windows
PCR - 02 Apr 2004 15:49 GMT
Colorado & Burn? Don't go turning them into trolls, Artwilder!

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Thanks or Good Luck,
There may be humor in this post, and,
Naturally, you will not sue,
should things get worse after this,
PCR
pcrrcp@netzero.net
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| > Jim Eshelman, MS-MVP Windows
Artwilder - 02 Apr 2004 19:57 GMT
Well, we can use all the help we can get in the form of letters to have a
new 9x code especially since at its core it is more stable.
> Colorado & Burn? Don't go turning them into trolls, Artwilder!
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PCR - 03 Apr 2004 00:09 GMT
That is true. All right, then; take them away. Bring them with you to
the shareholder's meeting, even,-- with a tattoo on their heads. I await
your triumphant return!

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| Well, we can use all the help we can get in the form of letters to have a
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| > | > Jim Eshelman, MS-MVP Windows
PCR - 02 Apr 2004 03:18 GMT
To attract a troll or two, just start a silly thread. They won't be able
to resist! Drop your application form right into the middle of their
jabberwocking.That's the best way! How much did you say it pays?

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| Trolls wanted - We have a need for 6 or 8 obnoxious troublemakers to post
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