Sheep vs. Women
* Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth
* You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear
* Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather

I'm running Vista Home Premium (6.0.6001--sp 1).  Since installing
Checkpoint VPN client, the Switch User option has disappeared from my
shutdown menu.  (I've since deinstalled the VPN.)  I've read elsewhere
that it might be a group-settings issue, and it can be toggled by

After a month or two honeymoon with my new computer last summer, Windows
Vista quit letting me create new file folders!!! This is really, really
annoying, needless to say. I would really appreciate it if someone could tell
me how to fix this.

When I click on the C: drive in my explorer view I get all the
subfolders.  However, instead of size and date modified I get album,
artist and rating info.  For any individual sub folder I can right click
and change the customize properties to detail view, but for the C: drive

Recently I installed windows vista ultimate SP1 on my PC. I connect to
the internet then windows update install more than 1GB "Software updates
and security patches" to my current vista installation I want to ask if
there is a way to save these updates to a DVD to install it again  ...

With XP I could go to browser history-settings-view files and see allpages
viewed. With Vista a lot of the pages I have viewed and need to print are not
there.

i recently set up exchange tools on vista ultimate 32 bits using the
exchange dll.
since that, i can do every exchange tasks on my MMC but eveytime i create a
new mailbox or quit the MMC, this MMC crashes with an error about

Sometimes in Vista, when i try to connect to a VPN, in the Connect To A
Network box, next to the VPN, is says "this network requires an internet
connection". i have an internet connection that is working fine, and i am
surfing the internet.

Hey guys this is my very first question here, be greatful if you could help
me out in anyway. I have a built in webcam on my Acer Aspire 9301.
First of all I have no idea what the webcam is called..how do I find this
out pls.

Hi, I have the problem that when I restored my computer to an earlier time I
had uninstalled Threatfire but it is still there and I can't get rid of it
now.  It is stopping me from downloading other programs! When I try to
delete the folder in programs it tells me that I can't as ...

My company is a manufacturer and distributor of medical devices, specialized
in Cardiology and Neurology fields.
We are currently facing the SW development and debug under Windows Vista.
We noticed different behaviours among different versions of Vista.

Hi, I unchecked lots of stuff from the startup menu, its a little faster but it still takes about 60 seconds to bootup is this normal? also I tried to bypass the signing on I don't have to put a password in but I still have the icon, how can I just bootup and go strait to windows ...

Mmore proof that vista is less popular than XP,  basically a big fat
failure.... and well darn right stupid. UAC was a stupidly implemented and
as I predicted, it would be turned off, or just
pressed automatically without thinking. MS thought somehow that UAC would

After my update to Vista SP1, or perhaps a bit later, I have noticed
a folder called "found.000" which seems to contain a large number of files
and several folders. for example a folder called "dir000.chk" and files
called things like "BVRPWF2000......" or "EPNDDE30..."

I have unstalled a Belkin Easy transfer cable and connected the old (Windows
XP)  to the new (Vista), and the new says the cable is working but nothing is
happening. The wizard on the old is trying to connect but the new doesn't
seem to know it's there. Any suggestions gratefully ...